Paddy’s Plane Misunderstanding

It was meant to be a simple trip.

Paddy had never flown before, but at 62 years old, he decided it was finally time. His sister in London had been asking him to visit for years, and after one particularly rainy afternoon in Cork, he marched into the travel agency and declared, “Book me on that flying yoke.”

He was equal parts nervous and excited. Mostly nervous.